Hilarious christmas Quote by Anonymous

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I`m a drunk, we go to parties.

— Anonymous

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

— Jackie Gleason

Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

— Anonymous

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.

— W. Arthur Lewis

I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited.

— Anonymous

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

— W. Somerset Maugham

“Meetings are the Hail Marys of alcoholics. You can do or almost do anything, feel anything, commit any number of non-sober atrocities, as long…

— Augusten Burroughs

Im not and alcoholic I'm a drunk (alcoholics go to meetings)

— Tamika-leeigh

Every woman dreams of a workplace where her boss doesn't suggest they grab a drink after work, where there isn't that colleague you'd just…

— Katty Kay

Let's get drunk and tell each other things were too afraid to say when we're sober.

— Patience

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

— Rita Tushingham

You don't hear about me being at parties, going out and gettin' drunk.

— Gary Payton