Funny christmas card Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny christmas card Hilarious christmas Humorous christmas Miracles
I hope maybe I'll be in a Christmas movie that becomes part of someone's holiday tradition. — Lacey Chabert Copy Share Image
I always look forward to the holidays because I love dressing up in festive, shimmery evening dresses. — Hilary Rhoda Copy Share Image
I get so bummed when I have to return the clothes I'm lent. It's easy to feel so special, but like Cinderella, you lose… — Morgan Saylor Copy Share Image
I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts. — Squidward Tentacles Copy Share Image
At school, there was an annual school disco and I'd be standing in my bedroom wondering what to wear for hours on end. Eventually… — Guy Berryman Copy Share Image
Holidays are those days when everything seems beautiful and everyone seems happy ! — Me Copy Share Image
My Christmas tree's still up, bringing Christmas cheer 24/7 365 days a year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in… — William Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present — Publilius Syrus Copy Share Image
There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
