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“Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas.”

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

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The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out their pro-Christmas crusade.

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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

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May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is…

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To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts.

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For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

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There seems a magic in the very name of Christmas.

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Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

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“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was a wicked pervert who would cut off my peepee with a pair of scissors...if I didn't stop chattering about him, he would be certain to put me on his list and look me up. Christmas was…

Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato.

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Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family.

Toby Alderweireld

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Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled!

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