Christmas Quote by Anonymous

I wanted to send something special to make you smile but the post man said I must get out of the post box.

— Babloo

AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!

— Charlie Flynn

LAST YEAR I ASKED SANTA FOR THE SEXIEST PERSON FOR CHRISTMAS… I WOKE UP IN A BOX

— MEEE

Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for christmas...I woke up in a box.

— Aly Johnson

My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep…

— David Ketchum

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the…

— Jarod Kintz

'You've got mail!' exclaims the cheery automaton at America Online. The flag on the mailbox icon waves invitingly on my computer screen. For a…

— Geraldine Brooks

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

— Patricia Marx

“Someone has been trying to send me a message for weeks—my car keys missing, pyramids of coins stacked neatly in corners, lamps turned on…

— Nicole Borg

One of the key pleasures of receiving a letter is the act of holding and entering the envelope - a sort of cross between…

— Nick Bantock

“What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? A: Black mail!”

— Uncle Amon

Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there.…

— Norm MacDonald