Christmas Quote by Aly Johnson

LAST YEAR I ASKED SANTA FOR THE SEXIEST PERSON FOR CHRISTMAS… I WOKE UP IN A BOX

— MEEE

Last year asked santa for the sexiest person on earth..woke up in a box

— Tamika-leeigh

Well when I was a kid, I asked Santa Claus for some toys. Santa Claus wrote me a letter that he lost his bag.…

— Benicio Del Toro

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

— Rodney Dangerfield

I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...

— Anonymous

One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up…

— Bill Brasky

I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.

— Mr. T

The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.

— Anonymous

Staying up all night so I can catch santa and give him the hands for not getting me what I wanted last year.

— T-Goods

Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally

— Charlie Brown Christmas

Honestly, the most excited I've ever been for Christmas is when I get a big fluffy blanket.

— Kirstin Maldonado

Before going to bed every night of the Christmas season, ask yourself, 'Whose life did I make brighter today?'

— Anonymous