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“Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...”

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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.

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The real Santa is... your mom and dad.

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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.

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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.

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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.

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Hurricane Sandy stole Halloween like the Grinch stole Christmas.

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