Pay What You Owe Quote by Riley Freeman

You better watch out, you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is stalking you now. He stalks…

— Maryam Hafiz

I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me.

— Terry Zwigoff

If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked…

— Anonymous

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

— Anonymous

Dear Santa, I know why you're so jolly. You know where all the bad girls live!

— GuyCodes

I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora

— Sarah Dessen

I got to play Santa, too. It's really important to play Santa, you know.

— Judd Nelson

“Dear Santa, WTF...”

— Darynda Jones

The reason santa is always so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

— Anomymus

Lets be naughty and save Santa the trip.

— Gary Allan

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

— Dennis Miller

I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.

— Jim Butcher