Funny christmas card Quote by Anonymous

Its Sad That Kids Want Christmas Only For The Presents.//!! Its Jesus Birthday!! Back On The Days They Didint Have Gifts And Now We…

— Jose Abraham Martinez

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.

— Milton Berle

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

— Scott Dikkers

Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children's expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it's weird when you ask Santa…

— Jimmy Fallon

Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa…

— Jimmy Fallon

“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for…

— Jeanette Winterson

This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.

— Anonymous

“There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for the holidays.…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

— Will Ferrell

“We half-eat cookies and drink the milk, we leave notes, all so kids will believe in something that isn’t true. Kids try their best…

— Thomm Quackenbush

“Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked…

— Gladys Bagg Taber

The price of Christmas toys is outrageous - a hundred dollars, two hundred dollars for video games for the youngsters. I remember a Christmas…

— Johnny Carson