Christmas Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Funny christmas card Hilarious christmas Humorous christmas Sarcastic christmas
I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In real life, I'm the kind of person that if I use Siri, I thank her afterwards. — Carrie-Anne Moss Copy Share Image
When something good hits me, I'll use Siri to make a note so I don't forget. — William Gurstelle Copy Share Image
After an afternoon of interviewing Siri it turns out there are millions of questions that it can't or won't answer: How did you get… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
People may not like what I have to say - obviously, I get the sarcastic nickname of 'Siri,' because they say I know things. — Spencer Dinwiddie Copy Share Image
Whenever I ask Siri for directions or a recommendation, I also ask her a trick question. Her answers are usually wacky. She scolds me… — Elizabeth Diller Copy Share Image
“Originally, Siri was more colorful—it dropped f-bombs, teased users more aggressively, had more of a bombastic personality.” — Brian Merchant Copy Share Image
I'm asking you to make at least some of your Christmas giving important. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out their pro-Christmas crusade. — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was a wicked pervert who would cut off my peepee with a pair of scissors...if I didn't stop chattering about him, he would be certain to put me on his list and look me up. Christmas was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
