But chiefly, no lies! No lies about there being a Santa Claus or about the world being full of noble and honorable… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
The first sort of big present I remember getting from Santa Claus was quite a small telescope that I remember going into… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who… — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me. — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
Anybody that doesn't like Netflix, that's like saying you hate Santa Claus. — Julian Robertson Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not… — Alfonso Soriano Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist. — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
“Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re… — Ben Mitchell Copy Share Image
“It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane!” — J.B. Stanley Copy Share Image
The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
As a young child I had Santa and Jesus all mixed up. I could identify Coke or Pepsi with just one sip,… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A theist can't empirically prove that God exists but he believes in God because no one can allegedly disprove God's existence. By… — G.M. Jackson Copy Share Image
When I was in college, I wanted to be editor of 'Reason' when I grew up. It was an impractical ambition, especially… — Virginia Postrel Copy Share Image
It is hard for people who have not lived in Los Angeles to realize how radically the Santa Ana figures in the… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
Today is [the feast of] Santa Rita, Patron Saint of impossible things - but this seems impossible: let us ask of her… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image