Act Quote by J.B. Stanley Download Open image ““It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane!”” — J.B. Stanley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Act Christmas Humor Murder Pretend Santa
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I always advise people not to act upon the advice that I give them. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
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