Christmas Quote by Phyllis Siefker

“We were standing near the Lollipop Forest when we realized that Santa is an anagram of Satan... Overhearing the customers we would substitute the…

— David Sedaris

“Why is Santa an anagram for Satan? I mean, besides the fact that both have the same amounts of the same letters. Just consider…

— Sam Logan

“Santa exists in the hearts of all true believers.”

— J.D. Robb

“Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I don’t exactly believe in all this… this… this occult business. I don’t believe in house spirits, or goblins, or Santa Claus!” “Well, of…

— William Ritter

“It sounded a bit like his mother, a woman who’d lied to him about the existence of Santa Claus and was therefore not to…

— Tom Holt

“It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you’d always thought he…

— Adrianne Brooks

“He said that every time that one person did something nice or helpful for another person it was because we held the magic of…

— Holly Rayner

“If God is our father you thought, than Satan must be our cousin.”

— Maynard James Keenan

“Gotta keep an eye on those terrorist polar bears, and make sure Santa's elves aren't planning a holy war.”

— Graham McNamee

“All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what…

— Charles M. Schulz

“It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane!”

— J.B. Stanley