Holy war Quote by Graham McNamee

“Maybe he was the anti-Santa, of the South Pole, and he was going to show them where the elves made lumps of coal for…

— Lev Grossman

“MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I’d be jolly all the time…

— Sophia Fraioli

“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.”

— Michael Diack

“Santa exists in the hearts of all true believers.”

— J.D. Robb

“We were standing near the Lollipop Forest when we realized that Santa is an anagram of Satan... Overhearing the customers we would substitute the…

— David Sedaris

“Dear Santa, WTF...”

— Darynda Jones

“Seriously, Santa. Fuck off and go and deliver some presents.”

— K.M. Golland

“The fact is that Santa and Satan are alter egos, brothers; they have the same origin.”

— Phyllis Siefker

“What's going on here?" Miles demanded, pushing his way past the last of the stampeding throng. "And why is Santa worshiping that elf?”

— Laura Resnick

“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.”

— Janet Evanovich

“You have got to be kidding. Where'd they find it?" "I like to think it was Santa finally coming through on years of passionate…

— Lia Habel

“Missing a nose. With these children Santa has to be careful not to ask, "And what would you like for Christmas?”

— David Sedaris