Christmas Quote by K.M. Golland Download Open image ““Seriously, Santa. Fuck off and go and deliver some presents.”” — K.M. Golland ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Deliver Presents Fuck Deliver Santa Santa Fuck Seriously Santa
“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.” — Michael Diack Copy Share Image
“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
“Jeez! I thought you said you were just gonna set up the tree? It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
“It's like getting the best Christmas gift ever, but Santa decided to kick the crap out of you before you unwrapped it.” — Adrienne Martini Copy Share Image
“It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries.” — Claire Cook Copy Share Image
“You have got to be kidding. Where'd they find it?" "I like to think it was Santa finally coming through on years of passionate… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you’d always thought he… — Adrianne Brooks Copy Share Image
“You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I’d be jolly all the time… — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
“Mr. Clark, can I taste your meat?” I asked, smiling seductively at him. He forked a bit of beef and leaned over. “Ms. Summers,… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I want you. I want you so fucking badly that it is driving me crazy. I’ve never wanted anyone or anything more in my… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Life hands out challenges that we all unwillingly accept. We have no choice in the acceptance really because that is essentially what life is;… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Life’s problems cannot be resolved if they are buried. We bury what is finished; obsolete. We bury what we cannot restore. Grief can be… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“A kitchen is not quite a kitchen without something stuck to the fridge.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Your beauty flaws me, Alexis. It literally strips me of all cognitive function; I’m absolutely useless.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Let’s get one thing straight. I kiss you because I want to fucking kiss you, because I like it and because you taste good.… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Our eyes are not only the windows to our soul; they guide us through a life that should not be travelled blindly. Open them.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“He was smirking the smirkiest smirk of all smirks to date. I laughed, even that smirk was hard to ignore. F**k, maybe I should… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I watched salaciously as he adjusted his shorts, indicating the swelling of his erection which was fast filling the space within them. Licking my… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I used to think luck suggested you had no power over it. I believed that we—ourselves—controlled the probability of our fortune and misfortune. But...I… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“If I had learned one thing in life, it was that pessimism hurt only the ones that could not and did not want to… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
As we are coming to the end of the year, I want you to forget about the past, the failure, the negative thoughts or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
