Even losing my mother, I wanted my mother. That's who you want instinctually when you're having a hard time. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
A lot of times, people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I don't thrive on misery myself. I mean, I've obviously created during a time of misery, but I also create from a… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
There's definitely been moments in my life, even recently, where I've taken chances or spoken up about something where I don't know… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
When I announced I had cancer on stage, it was my brain leaping to that insane moment of, "There's no way I… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
A lot of times people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
When I've had to edit my albums, I'll listen to it one time through, and I'll make edits. I want to remember… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
In the past, I played in bands, worked at coffee shops, babysat, and worked as a production assistant. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I can't waste more time worrying unless something surfaces that should legitimately cause fear. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
You can think you're living in the moment and you're thankful, but when somebody comes face to face with you and says,… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
“When you think you have all the time in the world, hanging up on a loved one seems fine, something to fix… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I have somebody I admire and want to keep at a distance. I've had the opportunity to meet her a couple of… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Maybe almost 20 years ago, I was like, 'God, I need to be more direct.' And I found times that I could… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Not 100 percent of the time, but I feel like I'm good at being direct. I know what I want, and I… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I didn't have an interest in school at all and was getting in trouble all the time. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I think my brain just has a natural way of going to what would be the most insane thing, the least likely option. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Before I had a double mastectomy, I was already pretty flat-chested, and I made so many jokes over the years about how small my… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Even losing my mother, I wanted my mother. That's who you want instinctually when you're having a hard time. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I think every person and place is interesting, and there's an interesting story behind every door. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
A lot of times, people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think it should… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I'm fascinated by caddy Buddhists popping up all over Hollywood and people that take themselves too seriously. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order). — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I definitely still like writing one-liners, but I also think that I've changed a lot in that I've allowed myself freedom to grow. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
The hardest lesson to learn always is to just have faith in that you will always have something to say or a story to… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
