Friendship Quote by Corn

I have friends in this business who put pictures of their kids on Facebook. That's not something I would do.

— Bill Burr

Can't be exposing your life on Facebook then tell us to mind our own business that's like dangling candy in front of a child…

— Kris( McFatridge) Terry

I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist.

— Anonymous

Every maternity ward is just a Facebook wall post factory.

— Nikhil Saluja

Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

Facebook is full of them ghetto trashy girls and newborn babies...

— Anonymous

Facebook should have an optional newsfeed that includes weddings and babies.

— Anonymous

I love Facebook. I could brush my teeth with Facebook.

— Isaiah Washington

I'm not a big fan of young kids having Facebook. It's not something they need. It's not necessary.

— Michelle Obama

Facebook is like a clothes dryer. You can't put your genes into it until you remove the dirty lint from the filter.

— Kenny Floyd

People are building apps that are doing super-crazy things, and there's a lot of talk about modeling and microtargeting. Facebook can predict when people…

— Harper Reed

I am proposing Facebook for dead people, name it

— Mahmudul Islam