Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““To avoid booby traps, stay away from bras.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I didn't want to wear the bra I'd discarded last night;it was filthy and reeked of perspiration. Not that I was pleased my breasts… — Christina Garner Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until you have a bad sports bra that causes your boobs to chafe.” — Dawn Dais Copy Share Image
“I'm an agent of Her Majesty's Secret Service. I do not do booby traps.” — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“See, the problem with boobs is if you have big ones, you can never look thin. You get these burns on your shoulders from… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“don’t even get me started on what she rams her boobs into. It is surely a manacle for tits.” — Marata Eros Copy Share Image
“Showing some guy your boobs is never the way to go.” I knew the opposite to be true, that you could get almost anything… — Karen Booth Copy Share Image
No bra,” he said against her mouth. “Thank you. I hate those things. Dumbest human invention. Ever. — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“No grabbing my boobs." "Whatever you say, just don't stop." "You have a gift for bruising boobs. My dress shows boob." "You mentioned this."… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“It would be so much easier to be aggressive if she were wearing her bra.” — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
