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“You men. The bra clasp defeats you every time." "I think a demonic engineer mus have designed these things. I may have to get bolt cutters." "Watch out. Bras are often booby-trapped.” quote by Tiffany Reisz — Download Open image

““You men. The bra clasp defeats you every time." "I think a demonic engineer mus have designed these things. I may have to get bolt cutters." "Watch out. Bras are often booby-trapped.””

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