Humorous Quote by Amy Holder

“Watch out. Bras are often booby-trapped.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“A treasure that fire cannot eat. my little secret. I've carried them wrapped in a handkerchief in my bosom through some tight places. Not…

— Mohja Kahf

“Pectoral implants? My God! The man's had a boob job!”

— Jackie Williams

“I didn't want to wear the bra I'd discarded last night;it was filthy and reeked of perspiration. Not that I was pleased my breasts…

— Christina Garner

“Whoever invented the front-clasp bra? God bless you.”

— Emma Chase

“I put the bra in brand, and I top it!”

— Natalya Vorobyova

“...I understand what my body's for. My bosom is as deep as all the oceans and my hips as wide as the fields...”

— Erica Eisdorfer

“See, the problem with boobs is if you have big ones, you can never look thin. You get these burns on your shoulders from…

— Christina Lauren

“I'd let him put his hand under my shirt, over the bra, where he kneaded with delighted disbelief at my booby. It had been…

— Joshilyn Jackson

“It's all fun and games until you have a bad sports bra that causes your boobs to chafe.”

— Dawn Dais

“Women get boob jobs to give themselves a certain edge. Frankly, I don't see why they nearly kill themselves trying to diet off their…

— Kim Brittingham

“That he found me clear across the country seems more miraculous than a push-up bra.”

— Anna Banks