“Nancy Herman, my new gym partner and locker neighbor, puts her hand on my shoulder and whispers, "Don't worry April. I have… — Amy Holder Humorous Copy Share Image
“I stamped, certified, and lipsticked my life in a package sent through Priority Mail directly to the devil herself...and there's no turning… — Amy Holder Humorous Copy Share Image
“Everyone knows he's crazier than a shaved mule in a toboggan race.” — Amy Holder Humorous Copy Share Image
“In my opinion, the person who created the torture device called gym class should be clobbered with an enormous frozen cucumber. Not… — Amy Holder Gym class Copy Share Image
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