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“Here's how I'll tell you what I think—if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking…

— Jason Jack Miller

“The Pope was such a fine little fella, you know.”

— Louis Armstrong

“It is practically a matter of life or death for a True Cock Worshiper to taste pre-cum.”

— Lordess Demonica

“See a storm. See a bad spanking. See your boy is ugly. Decide your boy is the pope. Blow the pope away with an…

— Amanda Boyden

“It's a joyful thing, being a Catholic. I can't even think about sex without thinking about bodily waste.”

— Kevin Smith

“Am I a pretty pope?”

— Jimmy Fallon

“You do realize that I never thought you had a stellar reputation.” Her teasing tone made me smile. “What? You didn’t think I was…

— Abbi Glines

“It's because I'm pregnant, Christian." He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up was going…

— E.L. James

“Popeys is greasy!”

— Abel Reji

“That’s when I have to ask him. “Can you really talk like that? Being holy and all?” “What? Because I’m a priest?” He finishes…

— Markus Zusak

“must’ve stepped in dog poop when I walked in the grass. And I knew EXACTLY where it happened, too. SQUISH I took my shoe…

— Jeff Kinney

“The Pope held the smoke grenades.”

— Declan Finn