Quote by Jeff Kinney

“Here's how I'll tell you what I think—if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking…

— Jason Jack Miller

“You love the Pope, don't you, Paddy?" Tom is staring at me. "Why, I do not know," I say, surprised into honesty. "I hardly…

— Jonatha Ceely

“The Pope was such a fine little fella, you know.”

— Louis Armstrong

As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet.…

— Dan Brown

“When we reached the bus-stop we were a long way behind in the queue and when the bus came it took only half a…

— Barbara Pym

“You do realize that I never thought you had a stellar reputation.” Her teasing tone made me smile. “What? You didn’t think I was…

— Abbi Glines

“See a storm. See a bad spanking. See your boy is ugly. Decide your boy is the pope. Blow the pope away with an…

— Amanda Boyden

“Am I a pretty pope?”

— Jimmy Fallon

Pope had been flattered till he thought himself one of the moving powers of the system of life. When he talked of laying down…

— Samuel Johnson

“Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette”

— Josh Stern

“Does a duck float? Does the Pope shit in the Vatican?”

— Mrs Quisling's Compendium

“I heard a story about a critical, negative barber who never had a pleasant thing to say. A salesman came in for a haircut…

— John C. Maxwell