Quote by Abel Reji

“Am I a pretty pope?”

— Jimmy Fallon

“Christ – wid ye take a look at that numpty? Fuckin "Popeye" izzit?’ Jimmy gestured towards the bar. ‘C**t obviously husnae hud his spinach,…

— Jamie Holoran

“See a storm. See a bad spanking. See your boy is ugly. Decide your boy is the pope. Blow the pope away with an…

— Amanda Boyden

“The Pope was such a fine little fella, you know.”

— Louis Armstrong

“must’ve stepped in dog poop when I walked in the grass. And I knew EXACTLY where it happened, too. SQUISH I took my shoe…

— Jeff Kinney

“You know I don't mind sloppy seconds. And knowing Pope Whatadick, he probably blesses is cum before he blows it”

— Tiffany Reisz

“freshly dead popes are struck thrice on the forehead with a special silver hammer.”

— Mary Roach

“Here's how I'll tell you what I think—if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking…

— Jason Jack Miller

“You do realize that I never thought you had a stellar reputation.” Her teasing tone made me smile. “What? You didn’t think I was…

— Abbi Glines

“Does a duck float? Does the Pope shit in the Vatican?”

— Mrs Quisling's Compendium

“Fuck the Pope”

— Hunter S. Thompson

“I tugged on Galveston's parka. "I have an idea," and showed him a tub of bacon grease from my bag. I had procured it…

— Daniel Ganninger