Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes Short
“You men. The bra clasp defeats you every time." "I think a demonic engineer mus have designed these things. I may have to get… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
I got stopped in front of the bras in Victoria's Secret; I get interrogated in airport bathrooms. I went to South Africa in January… — Sasha Pieterse Copy Share Image
My girlfriend likes sticking her breasts in my face, then asking for something really expensive. She invariably gets what she wants. That, my friends,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
They came and bound me up and I had awful stretch marks. I hated my breasts after that. — Christine Keeler Copy Share Image
Just the other day someone threw a bra duct-taped to a tennis ball. I just stood there, playing guitar, thinking how this was totally… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
“No grabbing my boobs." "Whatever you say, just don't stop." "You have a gift for bruising boobs. My dress shows boob." "You mentioned this."… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
