Quote by Andy Weir Download Open image ““Gay probe coming to save me. Got it.”” — Andy Weir ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I opened my mouth to do some calm explaining. "I'm gay." is what came out.” — Jane B. Mason Copy Share Image
“He pauses, and I know what’s coming before he even says it, and it’s like the sun chose this moment to press through the… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“God, you’re uptight. Did the aliens maybe forget to remove your anal probe?” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“We’ve been here before, haven’t we? Last time you were starving, I gave you my blood. It was a little homoerotic, maybe, but I’m… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“The very thought of being gay gave me chills. Not because of what I thought of it, but for what others would.” — John Goode Copy Share Image
“Do you even know what gay stands for? Well, let me tell you. G-A-Y. Got Aids yet?” — Paul Russell Copy Share Image
“Or maybe aliens had abducted him—yeah, that was what happened. Knowing Evan, he'd spot the anal probe and want to try it out on… — Finn Marlowe Copy Share Image
“It was like he was being lured toward the other man against his will, unable to help himself. Am I gay now? Is that… — Darien Cox Copy Share Image
“You're gay!" she shrilled, and he pulled the phone away from his ear. "How in the hell do you know you're gay?" He smiled… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“But seeing his status doesn’t help,” Mindy said. “It’s not like we can do anything about it if he falls behind. This is a… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“God damn it! I yelled to him. Will you stop wining about your problems during my murder!” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“One thing I have in abundance here are bags. They're not much different than kitchen trash bags, though I'm sure they cost $50,000 because… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. Don't wait for an inspired ending to come to mind. Work your way… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute….I’m looking at my shoulder patch and it turns out I’m the… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
Thanks to our modern era, facts are incredibly easy to come by. A few web searches for your subject matter, and you have all… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’. — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
