“Knock-knock-knock No, that's not creepy at all. Being in a spaceship twelve light-years from home and having someone knock on the door… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“How dare you call me lazy? I'd come up with a scathing retort but, meh, I'm just not motivated.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“My coffin isn't going to be featured in Better Homes and Moonscapes anytime soon, but it's all I can afford.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“[19:29] JOHANSSEN: When we pick you up, I will make wild, passionate love to you. Prepare your body. [19:29] JOHANSSEN: I didn’t… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Log Entry: SOL 118 My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I'll paraphrase… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Hartnell's was for drinking. And you could get any drink you wanted, as long as it was beer.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“I know you're making a joke, but that Predator blew himself up with a bomb. The first human to actually kill an… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Several families had obnoxious kids bouncing off the walls. In this case, "bouncing off the walls" is not just a figure of… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“I've always been a fan of science fiction. I grew up watching Star Trek. Now I get to live it!" "Star Trek?"… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“But seeing his status doesn’t help,” Mindy said. “It’s not like we can do anything about it if he falls behind. This is a… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“God damn it! I yelled to him. Will you stop wining about your problems during my murder!” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“One thing I have in abundance here are bags. They're not much different than kitchen trash bags, though I'm sure they cost $50,000 because… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. Don't wait for an inspired ending to come to mind. Work your way… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute….I’m looking at my shoulder patch and it turns out I’m the… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
Thanks to our modern era, facts are incredibly easy to come by. A few web searches for your subject matter, and you have all… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’. — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
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