Humor Quote by Andy Weir

“This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. You are wasting my time.”

— Bela Lugosi (Ed Wood

“Don't you love to look at coffins? I've always enjoyed looking at one now and then. I think of a coffin as an absolutely…

— Thomas Mann

“If you have to sleep in a coffin, try to go for an old wooden one.”

— Joleene Naylor

“It's daylight. Shouldn't you have burned to a crisp, or something? Don't you have to crawl into a coffin? Where do you keep it…

— Linda Howard

“When we stand in front of a coffin, we all see only what is good or what we want to see.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“I was built with a love of the night and the unquiet coffin, that's all.”

— Stephen King

“Heaven and earth are my inner and outer coffins. The sun, moon, and stars are my drapery, and the whole creation my funeral procession.…

— Huston Smith

“I’m giving you a choice, forgive or die,’ a lot of people would go ahead and order their coffin.”

— Sue Monk Kidd

“With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You can't get sentimental about houses. Or bodies. They're just, I don't know, the Tupperware of the soul.”

— Eileen Pollack

“Call yourself unlucky only if you take up coffin-making and people stop dying.”

— Idries Shah

“In the basement of Sydney's new house is a little room that is about the size and shape of a coffin.”

— Dan Chaon