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Humans Quotes by Andy Weir

4 Humans quotes by Andy Weir

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When Andy Weir writes about what it means to be human, he mixes scientific curiosity with dry humor. His observations cut through cliché, highlighting both our cosmic insignificance and the stubborn grit that drives us toward the stars. The quotes let you view the human condition through a novelist’s eye.

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Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction…

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The reason space missions need artificial gravity is clear: humans simply did not evolve to live in zero gravity.

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Back in the days of Apollo, sending humans to the moon was the only viable way to get the scientific data we…

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If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to…

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“But seeing his status doesn’t help,” Mindy said. “It’s not like we can do anything about it if he falls behind. This is a…

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“But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.”

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“God damn it! I yelled to him. Will you stop wining about your problems during my murder!”

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“One thing I have in abundance here are bags. They're not much different than kitchen trash bags, though I'm sure they cost $50,000 because…

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“Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag.”

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“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”

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“I’m leaving Mars today, one way or another. About fucking time.”

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A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. Don't wait for an inspired ending to come to mind. Work your way…

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“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.”

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“Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute….I’m looking at my shoulder patch and it turns out I’m the…

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Thanks to our modern era, facts are incredibly easy to come by. A few web searches for your subject matter, and you have all…

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I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.

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Don't tell your stories to anyone. You'll be more motivated knowing it's a prerequisite to having an audience.

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“Travel’s a bitch. Even when it’s a once-in-a-lifetime vacation”

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“The overstimulated kids were literally bouncing off the walls. Lunar gravity is the worst thing to ever happen to parents.”

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