Humor Quote by Andy Weir

“I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. I should hope not, because knock or no…

— Jarod Kintz

“...if it's cool you're after, then you're knock-knock-knocking on the wrong door. My maximum ambition is to make it to normal.”

— Harry Bingham

“The door made the usual, terrifying sound of a door.”

— Jean Genet

“The only doors that open are the ones you knock on.”

— Scott Marquart

“I'm not creepy. At least not on purpose.”

— Rachel Hawkins

“Creepy is the 8,000 times you're going to wake up in the next year to me staring at you while you sleep because I…

— Kay Simone

“Behind the door lies the question: Have you ever heard of a thing called knocking?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Knock, and the door will be opened to you”

— Bible

I guess creepy comes natural to me - I hate to say that.

— Evan Peters

“In movies, everyone is always surprised the door is unlocked.”

— Jac Jemc

“Sometimes you can tell just by looking at a door that there’s something interesting behind it.”

— Kate Morton

“In my career, I've found that only annoying people knock on open doors.”

— Matthew Norman