Humor Quote by Andy Weir

“Instinctively I started to panic when Dr. Martinez strapped my arm down, and then the panic just melted away, la la la. Someone took…

— James Patterson

“He was standing by the window, looking down, when I went in. Even the sight of his back, sloping a little at the top…

— Cornell Woolrich

“From Wishful Thinking...Sydney's first siting of her soon to be love interest, "as I gazed across the fire the hairs on the back of…

— S.P. Wilcox

“Jules, I’ll tell you now what I would have told you at dinner if you’d been speakin’ to me. This,” he said, one hand…

— Kristen Ashley

“I remember once I came into his room alone, when no one was with him. It was a bright evening, the sun was setting…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“Thank God, I say, for while I love you so, With that vast love, as passionate as tender, I feel an exultation as I…

— Ella Wheeler Wilcox

“Thank you, Adam,” I told him. “Thank you for tearing Tim into small Tim bits. Thank you for forcing me to drink one last…

— Patricia Briggs

“He squeezed me hard and kissed my cheek. "I love you, Jordy." I'd told Owen that I loved him before, but at that moment,…

— Eli Easton

“I watched salaciously as he adjusted his shorts, indicating the swelling of his erection which was fast filling the space within them. Licking my…

— K.M. Golland

“Laurent said, ‘Hello, lover.’ It”

— C.S. Pacat

“There's warm skin. A strong body that embraces you. Breaths that escape his gasping mouth. But... we're calling out another's name in our hearts.…

— Yuuri Eda

“Ah! Thou gifest me such hope and courage, and I haf nothing to gif back but a full heart and these empty hands," cried…

— Louisa May Alcott