People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your… — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
Philosophers get attention only when they appear to be doing something sinister--corrupting the youth, undermining the foundations of civilization, sneering at all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm being accused of being a murderer! I'M being ACCUSED of being a molester!... They say my idea of a fun day… — Al Snow Copy Share Image
I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
“Army officers demanded “a piece of al-Qahtani” and “told the FBI to step aside” in October. They questioned him for twenty-hour stretches,… — Tim Weiner Copy Share Image
“Okay." Nate took a deep breath. "Now that we're all caught up on the new no-no's of the house, what do you… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
“Delores points at me. And now she looks pissed. “That, I believe. Fucking prick.” She holds her hands up. “But it’s okay.… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“As the Rich family and I made our way around the neighborhood, my heart filled up with some hope that our country… — Donna Brazile Copy Share Image
Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
“If you pull a rope and some duct tape out of those saddlebags, I’m going to freak. Jeana E. Mann. Intoxicated (Kindle… — Jeana E. Mann Copy Share Image
A person needs only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves… — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Sitting on white bricks, wrapped in duct tape. Thirty minutes flat, I could bake a whole cake. — Trae Copy Share Image
After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended. — Dana Milbank Copy Share Image
“I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“She held out her right hand, palm up. "Duct tape." She did the same with her other hand. "M&M's. If I can't… — Sofie Kelly Copy Share Image
“Michael was a complete contradiction. One minute he was tying one of my friend’s up with duct tape and threatening to kill… — K.S. Ruff Copy Share Image
“How about if I take you home and give you some insight into the male libido?" Tage asked, giving her a wicked… — Shari Copell Copy Share Image