Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back. — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I love Sugru like I love duct tape. I basically just compensated for lack of building skills with Sugru. — Simone Giertz Copy Share Image
Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart. — Jeffrey Donovan Copy Share Image
Home invasions, duct tape. Fornicating, counting money with a fuck face. — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. — G Weilacher Copy Share Image
“Sure, I’d fake my own death. But only if I had the following items: duct tape, seven slinkies, a parachute, and a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The bastards who dommed you before needed rope, and duct tape. All I need is a firm grip in your hair, my… — Sai Marie Johnson Copy Share Image
“He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the items. Duct tape? Plastic wrap?… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to fix your broken marriage. You’ll also need duct tape, an empty car trunk, a getaway driver,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to… — Jamie Hyneman Copy Share Image
Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
“The Sweets rarely set foot on the avenues. They'd always lived on the street-side of town, where duct tape held everything together… — Avery Flynn Copy Share Image
“His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“Happy Father’s Day to the coolest dads out there! You guys rock the dad game like pros. Whether you're fixing stuff with… — Life is Positive Copy Share Image
There are times when fixing things quickly is the only option: when you have to channel MacGyver, reach for the duct tape,… — Carl Honore Copy Share Image
“He backed away from me, clutching the phone to his chest. “What?” “Gimme the phone,” I commanded, holding out my hand. His… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“Okay.” Nate took a deep breath. “Now that we’re all caught up on the new no-no’s of the house, what do you… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I've always resented the force of attraction that traps me here on Planet Earth. It makes me feel like a bug stuck… — Charles Platt Copy Share Image
“She came at him sideways, away from his legs, reaching down to pull the duct tape away. He didn't even notice the… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
“TOOLBOX B - Bulbs, Batteries. D - Duct tape, Drills. E - Electrical tester. F - Fuses, Fan belt (spare). G… — Catherine Dale Copy Share Image
“Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.” — T. Hammond Copy Share Image
Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces. — Lee Child Copy Share Image
Whenever I start to feel like a failure I just remember there's no duct tape on my car and everything is better. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everybody has stories about using duct tape. Of course, most don't try to lift a car with it. — Grant Imahara Copy Share Image
How to make a woman go mmmmmmm all nite long? ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦.. with Duct Tape :) — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
“You always kiss on the first date?" "Not usually until after the duct-tape.” — Leslea Tash Copy Share Image
