Duct tape Quote by Comic Strip Mama Download Open image ““Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING!”” — Comic Strip Mama ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Duct tape Wine Wine lovers Wine-humor Wine-quotes
“For wine is the color of blood and the texture of tears, and you can drink it to warm your belly and piss it… — Oakley Hall Copy Share Image
“I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Wine is a dangerous thing, and should not be made the exponent of truth, let the truth be good as it may; but it… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
“Wine is a bride who brings a great dowry to the man who woos her persistently and gracefully.” — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
“This is one of the disadvantages of wine, it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.” — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“Wine is strong, the king is strong, women are strong, but truth overcometh all things.” — Robert Burton Copy Share Image
“The wine is gone. Only sour wine fumes remain. Drunkenness pretends to resolution.” — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
“If the grape is made of wine, then perhaps we are the words that tell who we are” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“For at the end of the day, what matters is never the wine, it's always the moment; it's always the people.” — Olivier Magny Copy Share Image
“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Sometimes life gives you a little punch in the stomach... You just gotta catch your breath and keep going.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the MOM who's always there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for HER.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“If you change your way of thinking and being, you will change your way of seeing.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“I love you"s are exhanged excessively under our roof. Cancer teaches you how important and critical that is.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Do unto others as you'd have KARMA do unto you! Stop thinking in terms of "What's in it for me?" and more in terms… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Hope for the best,brace yourself for the worst and no matter what you’re faced with, make a plan to KEEP GOING!” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“The "I love you"s are exchanged excessively under our roof. Cancer teaches you how important and critical that is.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Happy Father’s Day to the coolest dads out there! You guys rock the dad game like pros. Whether you're fixing stuff with duct tape,… — Life is Positive Copy Share Image
“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“3. The séance was for real and everyone knows it. But they won’t discuss it because A. they don’t trust me, B. they don’t… — Jeannine Garsee Copy Share Image
What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. — Cornelia Funke Copy Share Image
“There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose. I also feel it… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
