Comedy Quote by T. Hammond

“Duct tape." She did the same with her other hand. "M&M's. If I can't fix whatever's wrong with those two things, I'm going home…

— Sofie Kelly

“Hey, Zee,” I said. “I take it that you can fix it, but it’ll be miserable, and you’d rather haul it to the dump…

— Patricia Briggs

“Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.”

— Jacqueline Patricks

“growled and shook my head,vetoing the whore red tube of lipstick”

— Kalayna Price

“Oh good, they were yelling again. Dysfunctional didn't begin to cover it.”

— Bethany Lovell

“Pull the BandAid off a little too fast, and tell 'em what they don't wanna hear.”

— Sam Hyde

“Call me that again,” she growled. “And I’ll gut you, rip out your spine through your nose, yank your spleen out of your asshole…

— Alina Meuangkhot

“She held out her right hand, palm up. "Duct tape." She did the same with her other hand. "M&M's. If I can't fix whatever's…

— Sofie Kelly

“For those times when your screams can't be seen and your cries for HELP...! Go un-noticed, unheard and just plain ignored...”

— Denise Sharp

“Your testing my patience here, duchess," he growled. "If you have any doubt about my ability to fuck the ever-loving sarcasm right out of…

— Tessa Bailey

“What's wrong?" he asked. "What's wrong?" she repeated. "I don't know what's going on here but you need to put that book back in…

— Alfred M. Struthers

“Would you like some help with your duct work, sir?” Dahl asked. “Please,” Kerensky said. *”

— John Scalzi