What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. — Cornelia Funke Copy Share Image
Duct tape fixes everything. If it's not fixing it, you're not using enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. — Paul Fix Copy Share Image
“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's… — Cornelia Funke Copy Share Image
I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“We were all the same, it seemed to me, all of us dented and scratched and damaged, held together with pins and… — Greg Gifune Copy Share Image
“If only he would keep his mouth shut, he'd be perfect. A piece of duct tape would do the trick. I had… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It's not just putting on a little bit of makeup and putting on a dress. Some drag queens duct tape their heads,… — Jinkx Monsoon Copy Share Image
“The one with wormies swelling his belly?" Finn looked disgusted. "It's not so swollen anymore." "Right. So it's Maggot Cat pus on… — Kersten Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Let's face it, wisdom evolves. Like, not everything can be fixed with duct tape, and "good enough" isn't always good enough. Emotions?… — Life is Positive Copy Share Image
“He took a long draw then asked, “What’d I do?” “You knew about the guy threatening my dad?” He paused, shifted in… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
A smile and a laugh are the duct tape of life; they can fix anything. — Mike Wallace Copy Share Image
“Adequate duct tape was not an attribute she'd ever sought in a man.” — Suzanne Johnson Copy Share Image
“You are an idiot," Tom informed him. Prophet stared at the duct tape around his wrists. "I have no argument against that… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“Nothing charms a woman less than taking her for a ride in a car held together with duct tape and wishes.” — S.M. Reine Copy Share Image
Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape. — Nancy Werlin Copy Share Image
“How about I duct-tape his ass cheeks together? Short-sheet his bed? Ex-Lax his chocolate pudding…? I have other ideas, you know…” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Society is held together by duct tape and a lot of these fragile mechanisms are starting to break down. I have found… — Tim Dillon Copy Share Image
They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
“And-he was ashamed to admit--he had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used… — Sharon Ashwood Copy Share Image
We are in a code orange. Homeland Security said earlier today that everyone should have a roll of duct tape and plastic… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“I’d chain him in my basement and never let him go. Hmm. That was supposed to sound romantic, but even in my… — Amanda Milo Copy Share Image
One down," Beckendorf said. "About five thousand to go." He tossed me a jar of thick green liquid—Greek fire, one of the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I was securely fastened by ropes… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“God never uses duct tape to fix things—He will take your flesh and blood if you offer it to Him and use… — Rick Lawrence Copy Share Image
When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn't have a… — Sherman Austin Copy Share Image
“Duct tape." She did the same with her other hand. "M&M's. If I can't fix whatever's wrong with those two things, I'm… — Sofie Kelly Copy Share Image
“I want to open a broken marriage repair shop. I’m not a counselor or psychologist, but I am a fan of the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I can't stop some idiot from crashing into a building or blowing up a bus, I can only be your dad and… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
But just now, he'd gotten on his knees and proposed marriage, like in a television commercial for a diamond ring. Except of… — Nancy Werlin Copy Share Image
