“The bastards who dommed you before needed rope, and duct tape. All I need is a firm grip in your hair, my… — Sai Marie Johnson Copy Share Image
Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back. — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
No more lightning to harness, All out of thread, Last of my Lego's, No more glue, Or duct tape, Love's Champion, Her… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
“He took a long draw then asked, “What’d I do?” “You knew about the guy threatening my dad?” He paused, shifted in… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The seminar was long and boring and Quinn was seriously cranky. He did not want to go through another two days of… — Andria Large Copy Share Image
I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel, and Brandon's phone number...” — Shane Miller Copy Share Image
Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's… — Cornelia Funke Copy Share Image
Whenever I start to feel like a failure I just remember there's no duct tape on my car and everything is better. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Let's face it, wisdom evolves. Like, not everything can be fixed with duct tape, and "good enough" isn't always good enough. Emotions?… — Life is Positive Copy Share Image
“The one with wormies swelling his belly?" Finn looked disgusted. "It's not so swollen anymore." "Right. So it's Maggot Cat pus on… — Kersten Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I always tell Noah to behave or I’ll sell him on eBay. You’ve got to have some way to keep these little… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
How to make a woman go mmmmmmm all nite long? ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦.. with Duct Tape :) — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I learned many things at Dixie County High School. There was a class called Life Management. One week we brought in a… — Damon Thomas Copy Share Image
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the items. Duct tape? Plastic wrap?… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
“On the other hand, looking careless could just be privileged give-a-shit Ivy League attitude, like wearing duct tape on loafers and jeans… — Karl Marlantes Copy Share Image
We live in the time where we have fictitious election results that elects a fictitious president. We live in a time where… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
