Announcements Quote by David Letterman
“Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker.”
About This Quote
Source Late‑night monologue, 1998
Satirical warning that typical emergency supplies are useless in a terrorist attack, suggesting absurd coping.
In simple terms: Emergency kits won’t help in terror.
Key Takeaway
Prepare realistically, not humorously.
Themes
terrorism
preparedness
humor
Mood
satirical
ironic
Type
comedic
social commentary
When to use this quote
- travel
- public events
- personal safety
Key Concepts
absurdity
social critique
media satire
Questions to Reflect On
- What truly helps in crises?
- How to balance humor and safety?
A Different Perspective
Humor may downplay serious threats.
