Bottled water Quote by Bill Maher

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

— Bill Maher

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the…

— Bill Maher

To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't…

— Bill Maher

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

— Bill Maher

You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,…

— Bill Maher

The food is out of this world!

— Bill Maher

New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the…

— Bill Maher

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

— Bill Maher

“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures…

— Bill Maher

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

— Bill Maher

I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is…

— Bill Maher

“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…

— Bill Maher