Bottled water Quote by Chick Hearn

And the small ripple spilt upon the beach Scarcely o'erpass'd the cream of your champagne, When o'er the brim the sparkling bumpers reach, That…

— Lord Byron

Portland is quickly becoming one of those lovely, lush Third World countries where kinda-rich people retire with their money.

— Chuck Palahniuk

I just love Portland, man. For real.

— Rasheed Wallace

Portland is a place where everyone closes their eyes and crosses their fingers and hopes for a better community. They keep it small and…

— Jonathan Krisel

But Champagne is not drinking.

— David Niven

This isn't champagne anymore. We went through the champagne a long time ago. This is serious stuff. The days of champagne are long gone.

— Sam Shepard

I love champagne, but I don't have champagne every night. If I go out, and I want to have a drink, I'll have a…

— Lori Loughlin

Dont take Portlandia too personally - Its just a stupid TV show

— Greg Graffin

They Preach About Water But They Take Wine.

— Ocham Stanley

I love Portland and I have so much history there and I knew it like the back of my hand, so the decision to…

— LaMarcus Aldridge

I want Portland to be the cleanest city in America.

— Ted Wheeler

Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.

— Anonymous