Funny new year Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny new year New year funny
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
This isn't champagne anymore. We went through the champagne a long time ago. This is serious stuff. The days of champagne are long gone. — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot's asleep. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I love champagne, but I don't have champagne every night. If I go out, and I want to have a drink, I'll have a… — Lori Loughlin Copy Share Image
Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple. — Paul Scofield Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Two Years resolution started at the beginning of last year and is continuing on.. — Kevin Sparks Janeway Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
