Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Can a selfish egocentric jealous and unimaginative female write a damn thing worthwhile? — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
I thought foolishly that Freudian psychoanalysis was deeper and more intensive than other, more directive forms of therapy, so I was trained… — Albert Ellis Copy Share Image
I truly love [Andy Serkis]. He's an amazing guy. Yeah, I think that when we really synced up was when he came… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
Sometimes you think you know things, know things very deeply, only to realize you don't know a damn thing. — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
Genius? Nothing! Sticking to it is the genius! Any other bright-minded fellow can accomplish just as much if he will stick like… — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
Everyone says we have our first African American president. Has there ever been a Jewish president? An Italian president? They don't say… — Monte Irvin Copy Share Image
I might repeat to myself . . . a list of quotations from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When you try to bring a story to life, it starts in your head and you see possibilities for it, but it's… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
On corsets: I said, You have got to be kidding. I am an ape and yet I am still expected to squeeze… — Helena Bonham Carter Copy Share Image
After you've been working fairly intensively on a novel for six months you never want to see the damn thing again. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The Jews talk about "never again."... You cannot say "Never again" to God because when he puts you in the oven, you're… — Louis Farrakhan Copy Share Image
War to me is the stupidest way of settling anything. The whole damn thing goes to pieces. — Frank Capra Copy Share Image
The only damn thing I ever learned in all my years in art school was a piece is never done, it is… — Brian Michael Bendis Copy Share Image
Twenty-six states have passed renewable portfolio standards, which simply says somewhere between 15% and 30% of their electricity will come from renewables… — Brian Schweitzer Copy Share Image
All one wants to do is make a small, finished, polished, burnished, beautiful object . . . I mean, that's all one… — John Banville Copy Share Image
If I were in the President's place, I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool… — Dick Armey Copy Share Image
And then I saw the menu, stained with tea and beautifully written by a foreign hand, and on top it said..."Chips with… — Arnold Wesker Copy Share Image
You learn to cope with whatever you have to cope with. I spent my childhood in New York, riding on subways and… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
Only I could drink a thousand drinks and never forget a damn thing. I would just remember every detail of the thousand… — David Baldacci Copy Share Image
Our job is to find a few intelligent things to do, not to keep up with every damn thing in the world. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image