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“We are in a code orange. Homeland Security said earlier…” quote by Jay Leno — Download Open image

“We are in a code orange. Homeland Security said earlier today that everyone should have a roll of duct tape and plastic sheeting to protect your house in event of terrorist attacks. Who came up with this idea? MacGyver?”

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