Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket could be used to wrap up a case.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-through than a brick wall?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a blank canvas for which to paint. And a brick could be chiseled into a sculpture.
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— Jarod Kintz

“One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In this case, a blanket could be…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to find the Brick of Truth. Many lies will be layered on the Brick of Truth to try to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to represent no, and a blanket could be used to represent yes. If I ask you, “Will you sleep…

— Jarod Kintz