Duct tape Quote by Punkinhead Abhishek Download Open image “How to make a woman go mmmmmmm all nite long? ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦.. with Duct Tape :)” — Punkinhead Abhishek ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Duct tape Jokes
And I think women have come a very, very long way, but they have a long way to go. — Lara Flynn Boyle Copy Share Image
Stay real to your woman, be devoted to your woman, show love to your woman, and she'll forever be your woman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
The magic button to get a woman to behave for at least 20 minutes is called a clitoris. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try. — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being. And it needs to be carefully tricked into doing things. — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women are like bowling balls. You pick them up, stick your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, and they always come back… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Milk chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate kisses, dark chocolate, caramel, chocolate nuts, chocolate fudge, hot chocolate. That's what's on my mind — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
It is by chance that I met you, and by choice I am keeping you. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
So many relationships fail because so many people are so selfish. Its an ALL ABOUT ME mindset. Show ME attention or else. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
There's always something in the past that makes you who you are today. Sometimes it just changes you without letting you know. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
People used to talk bad about you,i defended you and told them they were wrong.stupid me.i finally see what they see — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
No matter what happens my best n simple wishes will always be with you. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend who eats a lot but never gains weight... ! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
The Golden Rule of Relationships: Never hold on to someone who doesn't want to be held — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Happy Father’s Day to the coolest dads out there! You guys rock the dad game like pros. Whether you're fixing stuff with duct tape,… — Life is Positive Copy Share Image
“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“3. The séance was for real and everyone knows it. But they won’t discuss it because A. they don’t trust me, B. they don’t… — Jeannine Garsee Copy Share Image
What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. — Cornelia Funke Copy Share Image
“There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose. I also feel it… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
