Broken marriage Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. But to be honest, I’d recommend saving your marriage in a Tupperware container. That way…

— Jarod Kintz

The process of divorce is about loading that blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it…

— Amy Poehler

“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to hide your cheating ways, or figure out how to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited under your blanket, then each party feels exclusively inclusive…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used instead of a blindfold when kidnapping someone. And the trunk of your car could be rented out like a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could help me tell you I love you. Well, it could if I did, but I don’t, so I’ll just use the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell you I’m sorry, but that’s life, you know?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. I bought her in a mannequin store (she was…

— Jarod Kintz

Be kind to your mother-in-law the same way you would like your husband to be kind to your own mother.

— Anonymous