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Aaron Karo

(1979) Writer

7 quotes in 107 categories

Aaron Karo is a writer.

Quick Facts About Aaron Karo

Born: June 18, 1979
Profession: Writer

About Aaron Karo

[Wikidata] American comedian... | [Wikipedia] Aaron Karo is an American screenwriter, comedian, and author, best known for his Ruminations email column and series of books, his young adult novel Lexapros and Cons, his Comedy Central special Aaron Karo: The Rest Is History, and his podcast Man of the Year.

Quotes by Aaron Karo

Video store arguments really bother me. Let's say it's a slow night on campus so you decide to stay in and rent…

Argument

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The saving of empty beer and liquor bottles is a strange college phenomenon. I bet most of you college students reading this…

Bedroom

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What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something?…

Down and

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"You only live once" is also an equally compelling reason not to do something

Compelling

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I think the way you can tell if a guy and girl are in a serious relationship is whether or not they…

Black

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People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your…

Beats

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A very awkward situation occurs often in New York City when you are walking down a relatively empty sidewalk and there happens…

Awkward

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