Down and Quote by Aaron Karo

People who are rude to waiters... I don't like that sort of thing. People who take cuts in line... it doesn't fly!

— Michelle Pfeiffer

Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about?…

— Jerry Seinfeld

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."

— Henny Youngman

If I'm brought the wrong order at a restaurant, I don't send it back, because I don't want the waiter to get mad at…

— Betty Gilpin

If you wait for the waiter in the restaurant, Aren't you a waiter?

— Michael Angelo De Leon

Waiters are like actors waiting in the wings, bantering whenever we passed each other on the restaurant floor, shouting at each other backstage in…

— Richard Eyre

When people are rude to waiters, thats my biggest turnoff. Theyre trying to be all cool and cocky, then theyre rude it makes me…

— Heidi Montag

The battle between server and servee is as ancient as it is well disguised, and it follows, therefore, that waiters have developed a private…

— Susie Dent

If you're rude to waiters or waitstaff, I cannot handle that. I really think that shows your true personality.

— Brandi Glanville

If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking.

— Orson Welles

I don't like grand restaurants or kowtowing waiters. I don't need that kind of attention and I don't want it.

— Danielle Steel

I hate it when people are impolite to waiters or to the valet or the guy in the supermarket. There's no need for that;…

— Ashley Madekwe