Duct tape Quote by Marisha Download Open image “Vodka; it kinda fixes everything like duct tape” — Marisha ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Duct tape Funny
I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it. — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
. To remove a bandage painlessly, Saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
Apparently vodka helps flowers last longer when they're dying. But you can put vodka in anything and it'll make it better. — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
ALCOHOL? What is that? Sorry, that's not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskeypedia! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Vodka and ice damages your kidney. Rum and ice damages your liver. Whiskey and ice damages your heart. This is bad, don't use ice… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I have a cocktail, I love a vodka and cranberry. But when I was a kid my mother was really against drinking, because… — Stephanie Seymour Copy Share Image
“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Happy Father’s Day to the coolest dads out there! You guys rock the dad game like pros. Whether you're fixing stuff with duct tape,… — Life is Positive Copy Share Image
“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“3. The séance was for real and everyone knows it. But they won’t discuss it because A. they don’t trust me, B. they don’t… — Jeannine Garsee Copy Share Image
What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. — Cornelia Funke Copy Share Image
“There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose. I also feel it… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image