Duct tape Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image “When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Duct tape Opinion Shirts T shirt Tape Want
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together. — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
Taking off my shirt has become a part of my life, whether it is at award ceremonies or reality shows. As long as people… — Sonu Sood Copy Share Image
For every criticism of the U.S. economy, whenever people go into a panic, they look around and say, 'That's the cleanest shirt I have.… — Austan Goolsbee Copy Share Image
Your best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home when you are in it. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
One thing's for sure, in the war between freedom and fear, our side is going to have better t-shirts. — Dave Winer Copy Share Image
I kind of look at what's on the T-shirts and I see another solution, which also worries me. I see "Just do it." "No… — Steven C. Hayes Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Happy Father’s Day to the coolest dads out there! You guys rock the dad game like pros. Whether you're fixing stuff with duct tape,… — Life is Positive Copy Share Image
“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“3. The séance was for real and everyone knows it. But they won’t discuss it because A. they don’t trust me, B. they don’t… — Jeannine Garsee Copy Share Image
What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. — Cornelia Funke Copy Share Image
“There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose. I also feel it… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
