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That's a very nice, generic-sounding question: "When did you know you were funny?" But it pre-supposes that I think I'm really hilarious. So that's…

— Rob Huebel

There's no way to play it cool when you meet Paul McCartney. You just start sweating, you trip over your words. Everyone kind of…

— Rob Huebel

I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all…

— Rob Huebel

When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump into it.…

— Rob Huebel

I've gotten to go to a lot of places that I never would have been able to go and been able to meet a…

— Rob Huebel

I've seen Jaws [movie], like, 800 times. And I love it.

— Rob Huebel

Paul McCartney chit-chats with you, he makes eye contact with you, he seems really interested in what you're saying. He really puts everyone else…

— Rob Huebel

That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly…

— Rob Huebel

I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We would've found…

— Rob Huebel

Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people.

— Rob Huebel

I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the…

— Rob Huebel

Most monuments are not something you're going to keep me out of. And I go to a lot of monuments.

— Rob Huebel