Adorable Quote by Merrill Markoe

More than any other personality trait, my mother seemed to be ruled by anger and sadness. She seemed to hate being a mother. Watching…

— Merrill Markoe

The whole narcissism and echo syndrome is usually the result of early childhood training. Those are very hard habits for anyone to break.

— Merrill Markoe

A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs…

— Merrill Markoe

I really enjoyed Merrill Markoe's Guide To Glamorous Living, which was a weird hybrid reality/sketch thing I wrote, directed, and hosted, with two male-model…

— Merrill Markoe

It's surely no accident that there are horoscopes in Vogue, Glamour, Mademoiselle, Woman, New Woman, Elle and Cosmo ... but not Sports Illustrated, GQ,…

— Merrill Markoe

Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for…

— Merrill Markoe

“Maybe this is kind of cliche, but animals, well, dogs, are what I do for a living. One reason I like spending time with…

— Merrill Markoe

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

— Merrill Markoe

“I'm clear with all my bitches...I hump her till she bites me. Then it's adios bitches, time for BALL.”

— Merrill Markoe

Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.

— Merrill Markoe

When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny.

— Merrill Markoe

They were soul mates, my mother and father. They claimed to adore each other, as if the word 'adore' meant 'argue with ceaselessly.

— Merrill Markoe